The Armed Forces of Zulankan Outpost 88 is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The democratic population of 16.944 billion Zulankans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, outspoken morass — prioritizes Welfare, although Education, Healthcare, and Defense are also considered important. The average income tax rate is 73.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Zulankan economy, worth 168 trillion labor certificates a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Pizza Delivery, Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 9,968 labor certificates, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zulankan Outpost 88's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zulankan Outpost 88 is ranked 77,751^st in the world and 1^st in Confederate America for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.88 law-abiding acts per hour.