Population | 7.012 billion |
Currency | Dragon Coins |
Animal | Valkyria |
The Queendom of Zoo Dragonia is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.012 billion Dragons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Zoo Dragonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,018 trillion Dragon Coins a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 287,824 Dragon Coins, with the richest citizens earning 8.6 times as much as the poorest.
Caroling is considered a public disturbance, armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, and the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zoo Dragonia's national animal is the Valkyria, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Zoo Dragonia is ranked 40,743rd in the world and 126th in The Rejected Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,106.12673652288 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Zoo Dragonia, the Treasury Minister takes anxiety medication every time kids lose their sports kits.
- : Following new legislation in Zoo Dragonia, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.
- : Following new legislation in Zoo Dragonia, armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools.
- : Following new legislation in Zoo Dragonia, caroling is considered a public disturbance.
- : Following new legislation in Zoo Dragonia, tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread.
- : Following new legislation in Zoo Dragonia, policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'.
- : Following new legislation in Zoo Dragonia, Zoo Dragonian politicians are often described as having more style than substance.
- : Following new legislation in Zoo Dragonia, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return.
- : Zoo Dragonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Zoo Dragonia, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left.