The Republic of Zonghuacaibu is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 555 million Zonghuacaibuans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Serris. The average income tax rate is 17.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Zonghuacaibuan economy, worth 53.0 trillion chaibus a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,508 chaibus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut, TV coverage of music festivals consists mostly of backstage interviews, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, and the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zonghuacaibu's national animal is the gluttonous, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zonghuacaibu is ranked 220,225^th in the world and 1,518^th in The Communist Bloc for Highest Drug Use, scoring 25.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.