The Republic of Zombie Pocahontas is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Zombie Pocahontas with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, strictly enforced bedtime, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.916 billion Zombies are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jamestown. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.5%.

The very strong Zombie economy, worth 613 trillion Brains a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 61,900 Brains, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, concert pianists lie about their occupation to avoid ridicule, debate rages over whether ground fish guts can be spread on fields, and eight-year-olds can be seen lighting up in public areas. Crime is a major problem. Zombie Pocahontas's national animal is the Zombie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is the cult of Zombie Pocahontas.

Zombie Pocahontas is ranked 289,822^nd in the world and 11^th in Virginia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 32.02 law-abiding acts per hour.