The Queen's State of Zombie Homeland is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its national health service, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 30.58 billion Zombie Homelandians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 77.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish Zombie Homelandian economy, worth 682 trillion betales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Soda Sales. Average income is 22,317 betales, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, and major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zombie Homeland's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zombie Homeland is ranked 91,452^nd in the world and 2^nd in Brunei Darussalam for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.97 law-abiding acts per hour.