Population | 6.295 billion |
Capital | Ottawax |
Leader | Trudeaux |
Faith | Brains |
Currency | florin |
Animal | cow |
The Rogue Nation of Zombie 69 is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Trudeaux with an iron fist, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, state-planned economy, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.295 billion Zombie 69ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ottawax. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Zombie 69ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,393 trillion florins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 221,434 florins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 637,617 per year while the poor average 61,081, a ratio of 10.4 to 1.
Retired racing cows are served truffles for breakfast, aristocratic family trees are beginning to resemble tumbleweeds, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace', and human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zombie 69's national animal is the cow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Brains.
Zombie 69 is ranked 47,995th in the world and 451st in NationStates for Most Stationary, with 922.07717375912 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 69, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 69, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 69, aristocratic family trees are beginning to resemble tumbleweeds.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 69, retired racing cows are served truffles for breakfast.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 69, the relatives of suicide victims tend to be angry rather than sad.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 69, pet owners make sure their dogs wear diapers.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 69, there's a bright dawn ahead for Zombie 69.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 69, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 69, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more.
- : Following new legislation in Zombie 69, boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard.