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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,011thBest Weather: 5,137thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,437th
The United States of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Influence
Power
Jimmy Neutron
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Zolotaya Sobaka

Population10.567 billion

CapitalNew Fortunas
LeaderMany
FaithOmnism

CurrencySolar
AnimalGolden Dog

The United States of Zolotaya Sobaka is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Many with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 10.567 billion Zolotayans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Fortunas. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zolotaya Sobakan economy, worth a remarkable 1,330 trillion Solars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,916 Solars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Editorials that criticize the government are legally obligated to display the "pants on fire" warning, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes, and it is said that a Zolotaya Sobakan woman's work is never done. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zolotaya Sobaka's national animal is the Golden Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Omnism.

Zolotaya Sobaka is ranked 39,381st in the world and 1st in Grand Ole Republic for Most Stationary, with 1,150.43678455332 days.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,011thBest Weather: 5,137thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,437thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,311thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,438thLowest Crime Rates: 7,593rdHealthiest Citizens: 8,151stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,209thMost Developed: 8,797thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,191stHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,688thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,957thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,881stLargest Governments: 13,001stSmartest Citizens: 13,056thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,965thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 15,725thSafest: 16,360thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 17,069thMost Secular: 17,398thMost Influential: 20,156thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,725thHighest Economic Output: 20,730thMost Inclusive: 23,999thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26,293rdMost Cultured: 26,675thLargest Information Technology Sector: 27,031stMost Income Equality: 28,384th

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