The Constitutional Monarchy of Zohaib is a huge, safe nation, ruled by Zuhaib Ul Haq with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 964 million Zuhaibians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Manhateen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 38.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Zuhaibian economy, worth 137 trillion Zuhaibian Rials a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 142,750 Zuhaibian Rials, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 785,364 per year while the poor average 13,162, a ratio of 59.7 to 1.

Colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Zuhaibian Liberator", the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust, newspapers are celebrating Zuhaib Ul Haq saving over a million cats from trees, and the government seizes all major gold finds. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zohaib's national animal is the Snow Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zohaib is ranked 129,761^st in the world and 5,445^th in The East Pacific for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 790.91 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.