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Most Inclusive: 338th Most World Assembly Endorsements: 349th Most Compassionate Citizens: 453rd
The Rogue Nation of
Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population5.081 billion

LeaderGeneralissimo Bootsie Del Monte


The Rogue Nation of ZimRobwe is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Generalissimo Bootsie Del Monte with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.081 billion ZimRobweans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Robenhagen. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient ZimRobwean economy, worth a remarkable 1,181 trillion Robles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 232,520 Robles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived, and calling dibs is an unalienable right. Crime is totally unknown. ZimRobwe's national animal is the Snail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

ZimRobwe is ranked 7,204th in the world and 383rd in The North Pacific for Most Secular, with 95.79 Atheism Rate.

Most Inclusive: 338thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 349thMost Compassionate Citizens: 453rdNicest Citizens: 511thBest Weather: 540thMost Influential: 618thMost Beautiful Environments: 683rdMost Developed: 685thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 740thLongest Average Lifespans: 827thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,020thMost Pacifist: 1,046thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,330thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,362ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,495thSmartest Citizens: 1,596thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,620thTop
Rudest Citizens: 1,965thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,152ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,159thLargest Governments: 2,252ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,421stHealthiest Citizens: 2,460thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,548thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,781stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,932ndMost Cultured: 2,941stSafest: 3,292ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,351stLowest Crime Rates: 3,358thHighest Average Incomes: 3,567thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,974thLargest Retail Industry: 5,027thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,751stMost Secular: 7,204thMost Efficient Economies: 7,610thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,761stTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 11,301stHighest Economic Output: 11,595thNudest: 12,139thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,289thMost Stationary: 16,008th
Most Inclusive: 21st in the regionBest Weather: 32nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 33rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 39th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 42nd in the regionMost Developed: 45th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 47th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 53rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 59th in the regionMost Pacifist: 60th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 62nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 70th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 79th in the regionTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 99th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 104th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 105th in the regionLargest Governments: 108th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 116th in the regionRudest Citizens: 118th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 120th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 125th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 130th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 132nd in the regionMost Cultured: 138th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 159th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 165th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 165th in the regionSafest: 184th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 189th in the regionMost Influential: 236th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 262nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 266th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 271st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 286th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 301st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 348th in the regionMost Secular: 383rd in the regionNudest: 393rd in the regionMost Stationary: 425th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 561st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 655th in the regionLargest Populations: 856th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 893rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : ZimRobwe was endorsed by The Mechanised Space Empire of Juggernautilus.
  • : Following new legislation in ZimRobwe, calling dibs is an unalienable right.
  • : Following new legislation in ZimRobwe, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived.
  • : Following new legislation in ZimRobwe, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage.
  • : Following new legislation in ZimRobwe, the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment.
  • : Following new legislation in ZimRobwe, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • : Following new legislation in ZimRobwe, chickens frolic freely on swings and roundabouts in Robenhagen's playgrounds.
  • : Following new legislation in ZimRobwe, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
  • : Following new legislation in ZimRobwe, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
  • : ZimRobwe was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-wing Utopia".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 269 » Pallaith, Great Bights Mum, Shadowrik, Siwale, Yaorozu, Notyoutopia, Puczovska, General COE, Holy Oranz, Sunto, Kwaj, Chukstik Illahi, Corfad, American MapleStory, Alice Gardens, Elevation, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, Shin-Hachioji, French Bananastan, Ainsworth, Renetopia, Malta Comino Gozo, The Bureaucratic Territories, Calamazo, Wineclaw, Boggovia, Venezuelia, Neo Colorado, New Lakemba, Q w e r t y, Felpolandia, Tianqing, Wilkshire, Diodone, Sil Dorsett, The Kyziban Islands, Vexilia, Wooleystan, Camarthen, Walter Jackson, Unsophisticate, Selfgradatude, Manticore utopia, Ice and Tinian, Lemonbiscuits, Beodarasc, Necromonia, Kelvaros Prime, Valenair, Yukti, and 219 others.Buckerino, Palisede, The Iron Lions, Cloydicia, Bayern-Straubing, Zupla, Marxist Luxembourg, Oroam, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Romanian Land, Ostrolia, Amerian States, Soviet Terran, Xentherida, PlanetPunk, Aroa, Tredano, Panama Coalition, Territorio di Nessuno, Wodan, Esplandia, Unimaginable Doom, Dreylus, SillyString, Eglise Sainte Eve, Frances Francis the First of France, Kolorland, Atain, Ka Ching, Ozstan, Diche Choklate, Guslantis, Shibutani, Govornia, Californian Redwood, Snoodum, THX1138, Pleroma Sans Romans, Detrivania, Former English Colony, TerranulliuZ, Kylesburgh, Koda-Land, Municipality of Baria and Vungtau, Avalon, Highton Islands, Empy, United Draconia, The Gamer Party, Sea Ghost, Free Culture, Viridiann, Whereisthatistan, Racoda, Sacrento, Sanjurika, Zeternia, Sundred, Amauri, Plumas, Quranite, Zokk, Voznesheim, The United States of Romania, Ethnon, Babacar, Maott, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Kulgatha, Suicidistan, Arstungry, El Fiji Grande, Kobagia, East Wushen, Copria, German Holy Roman Empire, Dar es Saalam, Abrickhouse, Humptalumpta, The Lucky but Unfortunate Wanderers, New Pruessen, Dragonar, The Rhein States, Lunallian, Jpia, New Bremerton, Mercandia, Niradans, Spartoptia, Ostrinios, Cinnibar, SORT, AGoodPlace, Vincone Cae, Fun time land of Fun, United Kahndaq, Napnomadia, Sinelona, Uganda Knuckles UK, Adkins Station, North Bratislava, Gurou, Loptous, Omnistria, Kasazzastan, The Teddy, Pruznia, Mathtopia, Guer Aike, Federation Terra Australis, Sheldanada, Dreadton, Kalimora Aire, Bearical, Australiland, Hong Kong Empire, Great Solordia, Black Templares, The Pantheons, Ninjak30, Outer Egorniand, Partax, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Windmilluminati, Asgardira, INTEGRAL, Pasargad, The Sinclarian Provinces, COCONUT-CITY, Alunya, Joodey, Steraz, The Mike Roctafinserland, Justanistan, Ieprus, Revolutionary Sealand, The Brunchovian Republic of Pina Colada, Acrabinnia, Circenn, SchoolHouse Rock, Ofemerica, Votak Matim, Tappan Hills, Egalico, Solmetria, Jasminlandia, The Chelles, Newpromisedland, Elder Realms, Libertarian Nation of Japan, Chamocha, Kirnea, Hesterin, Ara Antrizuls, Kirostan, Saturns Edge, The Notorious Mad Jack, Novare Res, Ibiscaton, Vikingiarchy, Norostilors, Orven, VarDrade, Misuvelia, Peldorn, Swaz Islands, Steampunk Ariel, Zemnaya Svoboda, Plangainer, Marijuana Haven, Angwayster, Trillius, Torakuen, San Xavier, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Thiammyalllaland, Fendlium, Lost Staria, Liberum Mundi, Ejhsa, Senkaiboashi, National Goats, North Yeetland, Haor Chall, Seidr Wyrd, Victoriaans Nederlands, Apetopia, Abject Ludicrosity, Lomjia, Nakayo, 1 very fast endotarter, Bananoonza, Dugariana, Miruma, Afrille, COCOPUFFS, Free Azzaca, Ikea Rike, British Pacific Islands, Aratani, Valhalla123, Orado, Loutsland, Yummy Blubber, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Rynion, Test for a new hope, Fayyayid, North Altatude, Brettenia, Kuveria, Antityranicals, Castle Federation, Alpinea, The Black Cathedral, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, and Juggernautilus.

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