NATION

PASSWORD

Peace lies in restless arms
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,270thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,872ndMost Influential: 11,825th
The Holy Land of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Rare

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Zimblo

Population641 million

CapitalRashnah

Currencyzimble
AnimalBear

The Holy Land of Zimblo is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, feral children, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 641 million Zimblonians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rashnah. The average income tax rate is 77.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Zimblonian economy, worth 22.4 trillion zimbles a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 34,964 zimbles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A breakdown in Westphalian sovereignty has left political scientists dazed and confused, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, and there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Zimblonian grocery store. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zimblo's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zimblo is ranked 23,888th in the world and 563rd in The Communist Bloc for Nicest Citizens, with 21.25 average smiles per day.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,270thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 9,872ndMost Influential: 11,825thBest Weather: 15,923rdMost Rebellious Youth: 16,632ndTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,150thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,122ndMost Income Equality: 20,184thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,157thNicest Citizens: 23,888thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 28,488thMost Advanced Public Transport: 31,146thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 31,514th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 25th in the regionMost Devout: 41st in the regionTop
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Most Primitive: 73rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 74th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 92nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zimblo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Zimblo was endorsed by The People's Republic of Trehna.
  • : Zimblo was endorsed by The People's Republic of The Common.
  • : Zimblo lodged a message on the The Communist Bloc Regional Message Board.
  • : Zimblo voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "World Assembly Central Library Compact"".
  • : Following new legislation in Zimblo, there is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Zimblonian grocery store.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimblo, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimblo, female newsreaders distract the nation by breastfeeding during broadcast.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimblo, a breakdown in Westphalian sovereignty has left political scientists dazed and confused.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimblo, Zimblonian novella fans become unusually flustered when thinking about Leader.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 127 » New Yankmoth, Aquelistan, North Fluedan, Emi Cse Bakay, Soviet Kem, Rhode Island and the Narragansett, East Sternwich, Malaya Communism, Tigerstan, Apokstov, East Lithuania, Minahasa, Solova, Kandura, Dindrenzi, East Radivia, Nacupopej, Arulo, Velmir, Chalredonia, Saint Shepard, Phobosia, Modelia, Ustresh, Mikustania, Euchora, The New Liberated California, Mukidonia, Holy Souru, AlwaLov, New Kiumper Pinesland, Illeron, South Merwervader Islands, Femboy Republics, Gabagoolonia, Owmni, Merijnteren Empire, Karelianastan, Noachia, New Balan Lib, Pod, Nordgardia, Privenia, Amfleet, Rathesia, Rhudiland, Borealian Communes, Doultrenia, Zurras, Greater Vietnamese Empire, and 77 others.Kilmtopia, Zambianka, Orquestralia, Czecho-slovako-carpathia, Manawskistan, Saxxony, Heisen burg, Holy Palestine, Ponta Azul, Maxuus, Entisia, Kirrlark, Rellenia, Free Laos, Belford Rubro, Grebanistan, Brauengen, New Yazministan, Survaek, Yongmae, Nouvelle-Louisbourg, Abiyna, Asenusia, Quebec second, Nova Commune, Kitchen Nation, SRMR Tabak, Tewi, Mirinesu, Berlin-Moscow Union, Comuny, GirlsAndGays, The Persian Territories, Canadian Democratic Union, Corbeaux Communiste, Bastionias, People vote law every month, Sozschen, Atanua, Michelsland, SapphoLesbos, Estados Socialistas Unidos de Iberia, Ostrice, Old Corus, Cymbrian, Soviet Socialist Systems, Tin Tin Town, Akakusi, Jugoistocna Evropa, The Lance, Khazhkhovija, Wimahl, Exania, Ashyea, The Socialist State of Brazil, The Liberalists You Love, The Communist Soviet of India, Soviet Felines, The Prussian Cascades, Encaoua, Thoamia, Union of Soviet Social-ist Republics, Blessed Anarchic Commune of Michigania, New Halliningrad, Heitoria, Mutlistan, Loruch Elidgevr, Titanland, Joseph World, The palace of God 2, Optimismostan, New Soviet States of America, Soviet Trailer Park, Bobismh, The Hidden Sand Village, Ratling, and The Common.

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