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Liberdade e Progresso
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,396thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,750thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,015th
The Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Zimbabulandia

Population717 million

CapitalZimboboa

Currencyzimba
Animalfox

The Republic of Zimbabulandia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its deadly medical pandemics, ritual sacrifices, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 717 million Zimbabulandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zimboboa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Zimbabulandian economy, worth 112 trillion zimbas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 157,511 zimbas, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 927,601 per year while the poor average 12,433, a ratio of 74.6 to 1.

Vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments, immigrant Maxtopians are routinely sold on popular internet auction sites, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, and mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Zimbabulandia's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zimbabulandia is ranked 21,027th in the world and 647th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 60.64 quips per hour.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 2,396thTop
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 3,750thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,015thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,638thRudest Citizens: 5,714thMost Influential: 6,593rdLargest Retail Industry: 6,912thFattest Citizens: 7,107thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,205thHighest Average Incomes: 13,489thTop
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Most Inclusive: 14,096thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,808thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,473rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,288thMost Efficient Economies: 17,743rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,071stHighest Food Quality: 19,487thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19,930thSmartest Citizens: 21,027thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 24,043rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 25,242ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 25,679thMost Developed: 26,297thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 26,672ndMost Corrupt Governments: 26,932nd
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 61st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 92nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 102nd in the regionTop
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Fattest Citizens: 184th in the regionRudest Citizens: 185th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 213th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 232nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 320th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 343rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 383rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 428th in the regionMost Armed: 438th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 443rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 472nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 498th in the regionMost Inclusive: 508th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 532nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 532nd in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 629th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 647th in the regionMost Patriotic: 665th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 676th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 704th in the regionMost Developed: 736th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 846th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 848th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 862nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 924th in the regionLargest Governments: 932nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 946th in the regionMost Cultured: 971st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 989th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,083rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,234th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zimbabulandia, mystics are claiming that a simultaneous rise in scepticism and education budgets is correlation rather than causation.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimbabulandia, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimbabulandia, immigrant Maxtopians are routinely sold on popular internet auction sites.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimbabulandia, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments.
  • : Zimbabulandia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive and the Top 10% for Most Corrupt Governments and Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimbabulandia, photos of picturesque coastal buildings are set against a backdrop of smokestacks and ship hulls.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimbabulandia, the fate of the world literally rests on Leader's fingers.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimbabulandia, lumberjacks only use certified eco-friendly chainsaws.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimbabulandia, young and brooding teens are welcomed with open arms to the Dogwarts School of Strangeness and Sorcery.
  • : Following new legislation in Zimbabulandia, the arms industry is backed by government subsidies and harsh anti-protest laws are in place.

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