The Constitutional Monarchy of Zhuo-luoja is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Governor Rusaj Peromust with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, compulsory vegetarianism, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.984 billion Zhuo-luojans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chakjakos. The average income tax rate is 82.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zhuo-luojan economy, worth a remarkable 1,631 trillion Bouds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 96,046 Bouds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Zhuo-luojans are wondering where have all the flowers gone, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, it is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, and parties that are too noisy are broken up to prevent disturbing wildlife. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zhuo-luoja's national animal is the lobster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Paganism.

Zhuo-luoja is ranked 218,564^th in the world and 9^th in The Sportsbook for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 27.07 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.