Population | 10.944 billion |
Capital | Trazva |
Leader | HM The King |
Faith | Sunni Islam |
Currency | Zhavnos Dollar |
Animal | Orange Cat |
The Kingdom of Zhavn is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by HM The King with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 10.944 billion Zhavnos are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trazva. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Zhavnos economy, worth a remarkable 3,091 trillion Zhavnos Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 282,451 Zhavnos Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
It's harder to qualify for IVF than for a good university, GP clinics are inundated by patients requesting prescriptions for alcohol, any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced, and glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zhavn's national animal is the Orange Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.
Zhavn is ranked 143,537th in the world and 2,712th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 187.27756764228 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Zhavn, glittering new sports stadiums adorn every city and town.
- : Following new legislation in Zhavn, any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced.
- : Following new legislation in Zhavn, GP clinics are inundated by patients requesting prescriptions for alcohol.
- : Following new legislation in Zhavn, it's harder to qualify for IVF than for a good university.
- : Following new legislation in Zhavn, the comic book series 'HM The King and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller.
- : Following new legislation in Zhavn, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports.
- : Following new legislation in Zhavn, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby HM The King Pics" has made HM The King's mom a celebrity.
- : Following new legislation in Zhavn, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".
- : Following new legislation in Zhavn, most of the nation's wealthy aristocrats are dentists.
- : Following new legislation in Zhavn, soldiers are equipped with multi-million Zhavnos Dollar battlesuits.