The People's Republic of Zeronoa but WII U is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 586 million Zeronoa but WII Uians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nintendo headquarters. The average income tax rate is 52.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Zeronoa but WII Uian economy, worth 21.7 trillion e-shop gift cards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Basket Weaving, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 37,083 e-shop gift cards, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mr Happy's Funland has just been named Zeronoa but WII U's new capital, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, theft is considered to be okay if the crime happened a long time ago, and Loud Patriotic Music Day has been ranked the seventh best new holiday of the year. Crime is totally unknown. Zeronoa but WII U's national animal is the Mii, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zeronoa but WII U is ranked 10,706^th in the world and 1^st in Sacrum Axis Bloc for Most Pacifist, with 129.89 cheeks turned per day.