Don't be scared....Just kidding Sarvesh Blaze
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 573rd Most Influential: 889th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,997th
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Population2.001 billion

LeaderSarvesh Blaze


The Empire of Zeno-sama is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Sarvesh Blaze with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, keen interest in outer space, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.001 billion Zeno-samen are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Highbourne. The average income tax rate is 73.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Zeno-saman economy, worth 362 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 181,053 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content, colonial subjects have Zeno-saman culture shoved down their throats, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new, and on-duty Air Zeno-sama flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zeno-sama's national animal is the Scorpion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Blazeium.

Zeno-sama is ranked 67,328th in the world and 3,454th in The North Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 2,376.32 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 573rdMost Influential: 889thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,997thHealthiest Citizens: 4,689thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,794thLowest Crime Rates: 5,588thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,191stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,407thMost Developed: 6,770thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,177thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,483rdHighest Average Incomes: 7,637thMost Secular: 8,165thLargest Governments: 8,272ndTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 8,672ndLargest Retail Industry: 9,151stLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,155thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,589thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,872ndMost Efficient Economies: 10,428thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,609thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,075thSmartest Citizens: 11,102ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,298thBest Weather: 12,426thMost Beautiful Environments: 14,331stMost Advanced Public Education: 16,105th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 137th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 164th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 225th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 235th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 260th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 271st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 277th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 342nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 345th in the regionMost Influential: 349th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 354th in the regionMost Developed: 403rd in the regionMost Secular: 404th in the regionLargest Governments: 411th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 426th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 438th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 485th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 521st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 522nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 543rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 557th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 590th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 611th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 618th in the regionBest Weather: 674th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 728th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 764th in the regionLargest Black Market: 794th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 830th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zeno-sama, on-duty Air Zeno-sama flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeno-sama, scientists earn more grant money for reproducing old experiments than trying anything new.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeno-sama, colonial subjects have Zeno-saman culture shoved down their throats.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeno-sama, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content.
  • : Zeno-sama was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
  • : Zeno-sama voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Severisen".
  • : Following new legislation in Zeno-sama, all guns must be registered.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeno-sama, there's a hole in the heart of every Zeno-saman city.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeno-sama, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate.
  • : Following new legislation in Zeno-sama, every week is blindness awareness week.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 195 » Territorio di Nessuno, Universal State Formula, Mzeusia, Siwale, Sundred, Empy, Sunto, Kwaj, Koda-Land, Atain, Corfad, Kylesburgh, Gladio II, Notyoutopia, Buckerino, Sanjurika, Diodone, Q w e r t y, Shibutani, Sacrento, Shin-Hachioji, Shadowrik, Yaorozu, Bayern-Straubing, United Draconia, THX1138, Zeternia, The Gamer Party, Plumas, Former English Colony, Highton Islands, PlanetPunk, Selfgradatude, Wineclaw, Racoda, Sil Dorsett, Frances Francis the First of France, Holy Oranz, Guslantis, The United States of Romania, Ethnon, Pallaith, Ozstan, Maott, Malta Comino Gozo, Voznesheim, Moubarakistan, Suicidistan, Xentherida, El Fiji Grande, and 145 others.Amauri, American MapleStory, Dar es Saalam, Abrickhouse, Yarecir, Lemonbiscuits, Amerian States, Pleroma Sans Romans, Wilkshire, Walter Jackson, Tianqing, Cloydicia, Karazan, BrightFutures, Dutchyland, Papika, Felpolandia, Kelvaros Prime, Prydania, Neo-Philadelphia, Choistan, Chukstik Illahi, Aroa, Babacar, Bothia, Manticore utopia, The Teddy, Elevation, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Great and Glorious Martese Unionins, New Phyrreus, The Kyziban Islands, Rosewood-, New Lakemba, Ostrekoj, Jefffliu, The Iron Lions, The Rhein States, Great Bights Mum, Snoodum, SillyString, New Bremerton, Mercandia, New Pruessen, Spartoptia, Torakuen, SORT, National Goats, General COE, Calamazo, Kubrostavsria, Revolutionary Sealand, Niradans, Ostrinios, Wooleystan, AGoodPlace, Newpromisedland, United Kahndaq, Yummy Blubber, Sinelona, Californian Redwood, Uganda Knuckles UK, Vincone Cae, Atomic Industry Islands, North Bratislava, Omnistria, Maovale, Kasazzastan, Viridiann, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Unsophisticate, Kobagia, Sakaryata, Agrauron, Guer Aike, Federation Terra Australis, Napnomadia, Sheldanada, Dreadton, Bearical, Palisede, United North American, Australiland, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, Lunallian, Ethereal Expanse, The Pantheons, Yukti, Ka Ching, Ninjak30, Outer Egorniand, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Windmilluminati, Pasargad, Fengate, The Black Cathedral, INTEGRAL, British Bayonet, Vexilia, COCONUT-CITY, Alunya, Ice and Tinian, Beladev, Soviet Terran, Steraz, Ainsworth, The Sinclarian Provinces, Justanistan, Kyrianian, 1 very fast endotarter, Artemizistan, Votak Matim, Ofemerica, Egalico, Tappan Hills, Solmetria, Joodey, Ara Antrizuls, Saturns Edge, SchoolHouse Rock, The Notorious Mad Jack, Novare Res, Ibiscaton, Vikingiarchy, VarDrade, IsiMUd, Misuvelia, Jasminlandia, Peldorn, Steampunk Ariel, Zemnaya Svoboda, Plangainer, Bidragistan, The Bureaucratic Territories, Alice Gardens, Republic remmnant, Zokk, Romanian Land, Panama Coalition, The Bloodline of the Angels, Trillius, Norvayopia, Aerilia, and Kirostan.

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