The Federal Republic of ZeneGambia is a very large, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 118 million ZeneGambians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 47.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish ZeneGambian economy, worth 2.35 trillion Zene Yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 19,933 Zene Yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, all major public areas are watched by police surveillance cameras, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, and kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ZeneGambia's national animal is the Giant Panda.

ZeneGambia is ranked 44,660^th in the world and 180^th in Europe for Most Authoritarian, with 1,923 milliStalins.