The Democratic Empire of Zellatia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Zellan III with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 28.512 billion Zellatians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Social Policy, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zellton City. The average income tax rate is 86.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zellatian economy, worth a remarkable 4,951 trillion Zell Golden Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 173,669 Zell Golden Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government sends submarines to retrieve bodies from shipwrecked submarines, the housing market has collapsed like an overbaked Brancalandian souffle, movie references are legally admissible in court, and there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia. Crime is totally unknown. Zellatia's national animal is the Zellatian Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Thelakism.

Zellatia is ranked 72,618^th in the world and 3^rd in The Kenos Ocean for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 2,889.4 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.