NATION

PASSWORD

Allāhu Akbar, 'Ali Asghar Musa bin Ḥaidar
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,411thMost Efficient Economies: 7,190thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,697th
The Fiver Republic of
Father Knows Best State
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Zaydi Morocco

Population7.875 billion

CapitalRibat
LeaderMusa bin Ḥaidar
FaithZaydi Shi'a

Currencydirham
AnimalBarbary macaque

The Fiver Republic of Zaydi Morocco is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Musa bin Ḥaidar with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.875 billion Moroccans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ribat. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Morrocan economy, worth a remarkable 1,481 trillion dirhams a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 188,112 dirhams, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land, spies caught in Zaydi Morocco are never heard from again, candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility, and pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zaydi Morocco's national animal is the Barbary macaque, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Zaydi Shi'a.

Zaydi Morocco is ranked 81,650th in the world and 13th in Pecan Sandies for Most Stationary, with 592.08716967508 days.

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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,411thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 7,190thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,697thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,742ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,781stLowest Crime Rates: 7,928thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,253rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,281stLargest Welfare Programs: 9,476thLargest Retail Industry: 10,326thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,782ndLargest Governments: 10,851stLargest Black Market: 11,004thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,550thHighest Average Incomes: 12,082ndMost Patriotic: 12,653rdMost Cultured: 12,717thMost Developed: 14,455thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 15,871stHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,904thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17,343rdMost Advanced Public Education: 17,464thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,625thHighest Economic Output: 18,168thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,738thLargest Publishing Industry: 18,818thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,990thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,022ndLongest Average Lifespans: 21,365thSmartest Citizens: 23,741stMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,489thHighest Food Quality: 25,196thMost Influential: 25,679th
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zaydi Morocco, pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaydi Morocco, candidates for public office painstakingly research their family trees to ensure their eligibility.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaydi Morocco, spies caught in Zaydi Morocco are never heard from again.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaydi Morocco, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaydi Morocco, musicians are often arrested for saying "oh my God".
  • : Following new legislation in Zaydi Morocco, brains have been removed from lists of best brain foods.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaydi Morocco, calling dibs is an unalienable right.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaydi Morocco, parents giddily refuse to pay their toddlers' medical bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaydi Morocco, older ladies are inundated with offers to help them cross the road.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaydi Morocco, parents live in fear of governmental 'child protection' squads.

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