Twirling towards freedom! Leader
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,097thRudest Citizens: 2,512thLargest Retail Industry: 2,606th
The Armed Federation of
Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population1.269 billion

Faithall 6208 of them

CurrencyZarulian dollars

The Armed Federation of Zarulia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.269 billion Zarulians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quantico. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Zarulian economy, worth 236 trillion Zarulian dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 186,563 Zarulian dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 629,299 per year while the poor average 40,942, a ratio of 15.4 to 1.

The stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Leader's rear echelons, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Zarulian selfishness, and Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity. Crime is totally unknown. Zarulia's national animal is the Rabbit, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is all 6208 of them.

Zarulia is ranked 234,749th in the world and 1,078th in Europe for Most Primitive, scoring -360.77 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,097thTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,512thLargest Retail Industry: 2,606thMost Avoided: 2,763rdMost Influential: 3,301stMost Armed: 3,777thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,196thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,242ndFattest Citizens: 4,561stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,863rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,175thMost Efficient Economies: 6,349thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,247thHighest Average Incomes: 8,156thLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,340thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,143rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9,220thLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,304thLargest Mining Sector: 9,434thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,381stMost Secular: 10,492ndTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 13,605thMost Inclusive: 15,511thSmartest Citizens: 16,132ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,231stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,461stMost Pro-Market: 19,010thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 19,338thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 19,535thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,348thMost Developed: 20,499thLargest Gambling Industry: 22,041stLargest Governments: 22,247thLargest Black Market: 24,056th
Most Armed: 18th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 18th in the regionFattest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Avoided: 22nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 26th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 27th in the regionRudest Citizens: 38th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 38th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 45th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 48th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 52nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 53rd in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 78th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 84th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 85th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 88th in the regionLargest Black Market: 92nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 101st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 102nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 109th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 115th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 123rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 124th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zarulia, Saturday morning cartoons feature full frontal nudity.
  • : Zarulia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Following new legislation in Zarulia, foreign nations often blame poverty and terrorism on Zarulian selfishness.
  • : Following new legislation in Zarulia, cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes.
  • : Zarulia lodged a message on the Europe Regional Message Board.
  • : Zarulia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Kelssek".
  • : Zarulia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Long-Term Storage Of Produced Waste".
  • : Following new legislation in Zarulia, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Leader's rear echelons.
  • : Following new legislation in Zarulia, vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR.
  • : Following new legislation in Zarulia, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients.


World Assembly

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