The Sultanate of Zargovia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Zargov with an even hand, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 41.2 billion Zargovians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zargovia City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Zargovian economy, worth an astonishing 12,242 trillion Zartans a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 297,152 Zartans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Racehorses move a lot slower these days, posters encourage people to "Just Do It!", Widow Twankey complains about being "cancelled", and economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year. Crime is totally unknown. Zargovia's national animal is the Murloc, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shamanism.

Zargovia is ranked 9,426^th in the world and 534^th in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 102.14 law-abiding acts per hour.