The Republic of Zamazenta is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.522 billion Zamazentans are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The relatively small, moralistic, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.6%.

The strong Zamazentan economy, worth 77.7 trillion bitcoins a year, is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Average income is 51,061 bitcoins, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

A National Academy regulates grammar and usage, lawyers spend as much time preparing their make-up as they do their briefs, the government has implemented minimum wage laws, and a major religion has been named as Zamazenta's national religion. Crime is well under control, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Zamazenta's national animal is the Doggo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Zamazenta is ranked 123,728^th in the world and 5,237^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 75.46 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.