The People's Republic of Zakanda is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Prime Minister Declan Webster with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 32.985 billion Zakandans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Asina. The average income tax rate is 78.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zakandan economy, worth a remarkable 8,204 trillion pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 248,739 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections, Prime Minister Declan Webster has been nicknamed 'Robomop', and the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence. Crime is totally unknown. Zakanda's national animal is the ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Zakanda is ranked 270,141^st in the world and 947^th in Europeia for Fattest Citizens, with 5.13 Obesity Rate.