The Constitutional Monarchy of Zajier is a massive, safe nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, national health service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.571 billion Zajierians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government is primarily concerned with Healthcare, although Administration, Welfare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Industry are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wolventyne. The average income tax rate is 56.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Zajierian economy, worth 51.2 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,563 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, Leader has just been declared ruler of Zajier in an international press conference, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, and political candidates who don't release their birth certificates are presumed to have been born in Maxtopia. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zajier's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zajier is ranked 179,369^th in the world and 250^th in The Free Nations Region for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -2.5 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.