Fight for the People, Fight for our right.
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 990thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,938thMost Influential: 2,042nd
The Greater Socialist Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population882 million

LeaderPrime Minister Zel Roberts

CurrencyZaelian Credit
AnimalGreat Zaelian Lion

The Greater Socialist Republic of Zaeli is a huge, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Zel Roberts with an even hand, and remarkable for its state-planned economy, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 882 million Zaelians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xerum. The average income tax rate is 78.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Zaelian economy, worth 88.5 trillion Zaelian Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 100,345 Zaelian Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, anti-government web sites are springing up, and a recent political debate came to a quick close once the ruling party decreed it was "just plain silly". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zaeli's national animal is the Great Zaelian Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Zaeli is ranked 14,592nd in the world and 804th in The North Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 86,422.44 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 990thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,938thMost Influential: 2,042ndTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 3,083rdSafest: 8,540thMost Secular: 9,608thHealthiest Citizens: 10,225thLowest Crime Rates: 11,221stTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 11,676thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14,456thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,461stMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,572ndHighest Poor Incomes: 14,592ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,067thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,652ndBest Weather: 15,795thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,978thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,136thNicest Citizens: 16,253rdMost Inclusive: 16,479thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,575thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,642ndSmartest Citizens: 17,715thMost Advanced Public Transport: 17,992ndMost Advanced Public Education: 18,072ndLargest Governments: 19,634thMost Beautiful Environments: 19,967thMost Income Equality: 20,598thMost Developed: 21,701st
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 119th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 307th in the regionSafest: 466th in the regionMost Secular: 498th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 522nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 560th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 563rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 587th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 659th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 685th in the regionMost Influential: 717th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 746th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 785th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 804th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 808th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 816th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 828th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 839th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 847th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 871st in the regionBest Weather: 875th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 928th in the regionNicest Citizens: 936th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 949th in the regionLargest Governments: 952nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 968th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Zaeli was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Zaeli was endorsed by The Kingdom of PEG.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaeli, a recent political debate came to a quick close once the ruling party decreed it was "just plain silly".
  • : Following new legislation in Zaeli, anti-government web sites are springing up.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaeli, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaeli, back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaeli, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance.
  • : Zaeli voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn The Land of Kings and Emperors".
  • : Following new legislation in Zaeli, getting milk from the local corner store no longer requires donning advanced hiking gear.
  • : Following new legislation in Zaeli, the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 188 » Territorio di Nessuno, Timothea, Fayyayid, Koda-Land, Ethnon, McMasterdonia, Corfad, Valhalla123, Sundred, Guer Aike, Pallaith, Sikol, Noahs Second Country, The Rhein States, Siwale, Westinor, Interdimensional Zone, Shibutani, Xagill, Zzozona, Great Bights Mum, New Lakemba, El Fiji Grande, Empy, Xentherida, Fauzjhia, Omnistria, Saperisole, Notyoutopia, Sunto, Hamerica, Yaorozu, Dabarastan, Dreadton, Daiz, Praeceps, Newpromisedland, Ver Testua, Dar es Saalam, North Bratislava, The Pantheons, Sil Dorsett, Orado, The Serdey Islands, Pazair, Frostcell, Korovan Isles, Loutsland, Valentine Z, The Iron Lions, and 138 others.Wisconsota, Frances Francis the First of France, Eri-Maqa-Ena, 1 very fast endotarter, The Tampa Bay Rays, Zumlandia, Termathe, Seenvorland, Selfgradatude, I Like Killing people, Former English Colony, Libertania Democratica, Prydania, Sevinland, Kocherian, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Asoc lon, Pleroma Sans Romans, Kranostav, Wineclaw, The Calabash Protectorate, Unshleepd, Greater New America, Solcius, Ihsan, Zimmerdachen, Yokciq Empire, Clan Spaniel, Fendlium, Hopsin, Seanat, Brucklania, Arichia, Sattelbach, Schnuftelland, Joodey, Eywaan, Zeternia, Yellops, Vincone Cae, Nouvelle-Floride, Principia Mathematica, Lux Conos, Highton Islands, PotatoFarmers, New Jamgra, Maclare, U S Eh, Unimaginable Doom, Shadowrik, Yalgora, Simone Republic, Mystiquelle, Xyrron, Pokemanland, Nistriabar, Madjack, Xipher, The Federal Republic of Scouseland, Labora, Kragsgale, Ravendi, Amerian States, Astal Aavors, Illusia and Neverendia, United Kahndaq, Andexia, Solskjar, Eurochina, Buckhem, Moubarakistan, Olofin, Napnomadia, Eastern Cous Empria, Etanur, Heilhum Imperius, Innocentic, Votak Matim, Nouvelle-Guadeloupe, Neu-Galicia, WeKnow, Anungu, Runeda, Vathnutum, Draconian Progression, Harjad, Frahnkzaden, Aerilia, Cosmosplosion, Morover, Cretox State, Holy Oranz, Outer Shenendoah, An Identity Crisis, Glanst, Supreme Leader Hadrian, The Kingdom Of Wagies, Chips and Guac, Lulubellia, Elvoreto, Navsland, Rozarus, Magna Banitia, Hardscrabble, Unsophisticate, Srnsbaland, Ofira, Abonland, Merconitonitopia, Sopernia, Loli County, Republica Guilleana, A Die, R libanon, Democratic Republic of Kohland, Karnogarsk, Boston Castle, Jerzykowo, Sakusen, Wilkshire, Godwanna, Sebastiania, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Lubi Islands, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Religioncord, Pytong, Venicea, Bankowiata, The Clever Crow, Kazoo Basin, Arloria, The Unified Missourtama States, Caselpania, Sardona, Caffeinetopia, Kelvaros Prime, and PEG.

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