The United Kingdom of Zaberaz Hapang is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by King Kalen II with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, sprawling nuclear power plants, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.708 billion Hapangians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Campton. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Hapangian economy, worth a remarkable 1,577 trillion Galactic Shenes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 335,084 Galactic Shenes, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,816,624 per year while the poor average 31,896, a ratio of 57.0 to 1.

Super Barry Brothers is the most popular video game in the nation, Hapangians are unrivalled in obstacle courses, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, and life expectancy is way down but posthuman perfectionism is way up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Zaberaz Hapang's national animal is the Black Beak Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Zaberaz Hapang is ranked 6,332^nd in the world and 57^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 6,467.65 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.