Population | 1.3 billion |
Capital | VULTURES2 |
Leader | Kanye West |
Faith | Vulturesism |
Currency | yeezy |
Animal | YE |
The Disgruntled Fans of YZYLAND is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kanye West with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.3 billion Ye Fans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Spirituality also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of VULTURES2. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.0%.
The frighteningly efficient YZYLANDian economy, worth 176 trillion yeezies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 135,655 yeezies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 743,882 per year while the poor average 12,598, a ratio of 59.0 to 1.
Crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and ten thousand YZYLANDian soldiers recently invaded a nation occupied by two senior citizens and a dachshund. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. YZYLAND's national animal is the YE, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Vulturesism.
YZYLAND is ranked 296,855th in the world and 18,560th in Chicken overlords for Most Secular, with 6.97 Atheism Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in YZYLAND, ten thousand YZYLANDian soldiers recently invaded a nation occupied by two senior citizens and a dachshund.
- : Following new legislation in YZYLAND, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
- : Following new legislation in YZYLAND, playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel.
- : Following new legislation in YZYLAND, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
- : Following new legislation in YZYLAND, politicians tack on a service charge for assisting with casework.
- : Following new legislation in YZYLAND, male celebrity chefs are laughed at for their lack of manliness.
- : Following new legislation in YZYLAND, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas.
- : Following new legislation in YZYLAND, the annual Adult Film Awards have a category for most titillating aftershave advert.
- : YZYLAND was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
- : Following new legislation in YZYLAND, mouldy bread is served as an appetizer in many restaurants.