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Who Was In Paris? Kanye West
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,364thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,767thFattest Citizens: 2,836th
The Disgruntled Fans of
Corporate Police State
Influence
Newcomer
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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YZYLAND

Population1.3 billion

CapitalVULTURES2
LeaderKanye West
FaithVulturesism

Currencyyeezy
AnimalYE

The Disgruntled Fans of YZYLAND is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Kanye West with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, pith helmet sales, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.3 billion Ye Fans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Spirituality also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of VULTURES2. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.0%.

The frighteningly efficient YZYLANDian economy, worth 176 trillion yeezies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 135,655 yeezies, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 743,882 per year while the poor average 12,598, a ratio of 59.0 to 1.

Crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and ten thousand YZYLANDian soldiers recently invaded a nation occupied by two senior citizens and a dachshund. Crime is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. YZYLAND's national animal is the YE, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Vulturesism.

YZYLAND is ranked 296,855th in the world and 18,560th in Chicken overlords for Most Secular, with 6.97 Atheism Rate.

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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,364thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,767thFattest Citizens: 2,836thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 3,367thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,042ndLargest Gambling Industry: 4,394thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,761stMost Avoided: 4,991stLargest Retail Industry: 5,993rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7,572ndRudest Citizens: 9,254thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,412thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,748thMost Armed: 14,913thTop
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 16,819thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,177thMost Devout: 19,089thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,866thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 23,881stMost Patriotic: 27,876thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 29,524thMost Pro-Market: 31,339thHighest Average Incomes: 31,460th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 12th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionMost Avoided: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18th in the regionMost Devout: 19th in the regionMost Armed: 21st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 27th in the regionRudest Citizens: 28th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 42nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 42nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 45th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 49th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 51st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 62nd in the regionMost Conservative: 90th in the regionLargest Black Market: 100th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 110th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 123rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 128th in the regionLargest Governments: 145th in the regionMost Cultured: 157th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 329th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 411th in the regionMost Average: 439th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 572nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 622nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 726th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 942nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 946th in the regionMost Income Equality: 1,294th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,358th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in YZYLAND, ten thousand YZYLANDian soldiers recently invaded a nation occupied by two senior citizens and a dachshund.
  • : Following new legislation in YZYLAND, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • : Following new legislation in YZYLAND, playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel.
  • : Following new legislation in YZYLAND, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
  • : Following new legislation in YZYLAND, politicians tack on a service charge for assisting with casework.
  • : Following new legislation in YZYLAND, male celebrity chefs are laughed at for their lack of manliness.
  • : Following new legislation in YZYLAND, mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas.
  • : Following new legislation in YZYLAND, the annual Adult Film Awards have a category for most titillating aftershave advert.
  • : YZYLAND was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Following new legislation in YZYLAND, mouldy bread is served as an appetizer in many restaurants.

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