Population | 14.426 billion |
Currency | denar |
Animal | dragon |
The Community of Yvelines is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, state-planned economy, and frequent executions. The cynical, devout population of 14.426 billion Yvelinesians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 45.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The strong Yvelinesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,034 trillion denars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 71,742 denars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home, citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason, and kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yvelines's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Yvelines is ranked 111,474th in the world and 30th in Lennart for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 1,658.17 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Yvelines, kilts and cassocks are viewed with suspicion.
- : Following new legislation in Yvelines, citizens who leave the nation for work are instantly charged with treason.
- : Yvelines was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Yvelines, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home.
- : Following new legislation in Yvelines, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly.
- : Following new legislation in Yvelines, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
- : Following new legislation in Yvelines, military spending is on the increase.
- : Following new legislation in Yvelines, cities in Yvelines declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings.
- : Following new legislation in Yvelines, taxpayer money is hard at work exorcizing laundry.
- : Following new legislation in Yvelines, young people suspect their parents might be a little bit stupid.