NATION

PASSWORD

Your mum has a big bum
The Armed Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Nipper
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Good

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Yurmumstan

Population715 million

Currencygold
Animalbox jellyfish

The Armed Republic of Yurmumstan is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, devout population of 715 million Yurmumstanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Spirituality, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 21.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Yurmumstanian economy, worth 33.9 trillion golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,342 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach, the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Yurmumstan, and doctors ask for written consent before making eye contact with patients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Yurmumstan's national animal is the box jellyfish, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Yurmumstan is ranked 137,502nd in the world and 2,476th in Balder for Highest Crime Rates, with 3.41 crimes per hour.

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yurmumstan, doctors ask for written consent before making eye contact with patients.
  • : Following new legislation in Yurmumstan, the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Yurmumstan.
  • : Following new legislation in Yurmumstan, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach.
  • : Yurmumstan's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Following new legislation in Yurmumstan, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Yurmumstan, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Yurmumstan, government programs are less "written" and more "plagiarised".
  • : Following new legislation in Yurmumstan, 75% of the words in government-funded "Super Fun Maths Games" are probably inaccurate.
  • : Following new legislation in Yurmumstan, discarded pennies litter the streets.
  • : Following new legislation in Yurmumstan, it's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt.

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