Population | 11.982 billion |
Capital | Panazono |
Leader | Shuga |
Faith | Yuri-ism |
Currency | Nobuko |
Animal | Catgirl |
The Class S Republic of Yuri Jodoushi is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Shuga with an even hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 11.982 billion girls are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panazono. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Yuri Jodoushian economy, worth a remarkable 7,636 trillion Nobukoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 637,324 Nobukoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, and retirement apartments house giggling grannies who delightedly watch blank TVs all day long. Crime is totally unknown. Yuri Jodoushi's national animal is the Catgirl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yuri-ism.
Yuri Jodoushi is ranked 76,471st in the world and 35th in 555 for Most Authoritarian, with 1,225.22 milliStalins.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Yuri Jodoushi, retirement apartments house giggling grannies who delightedly watch blank TVs all day long.
- : Following new legislation in Yuri Jodoushi, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
- : Following new legislation in Yuri Jodoushi, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges.
- : Following new legislation in Yuri Jodoushi, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all.
- : Yuri Jodoushi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
- : Following new legislation in Yuri Jodoushi, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases.
- : Following new legislation in Yuri Jodoushi, Max Barry is this year's Miss Yuri Jodoushi.
- : Following new legislation in Yuri Jodoushi, the new intercity submarine SSN Catgirl Warrior instills terror in claustrophobic travellers.
- : Following new legislation in Yuri Jodoushi, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime.
- : Following new legislation in Yuri Jodoushi, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.