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Most Patriotic: 43rdHighest Poor Incomes: 48thMost Advanced Public Transport: 61st
The Class S Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Yuri Jodoushi

Population11.982 billion

CapitalPanazono
LeaderShuga
FaithYuri-ism

CurrencyNobuko
AnimalCatgirl

The Class S Republic of Yuri Jodoushi is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Shuga with an even hand, and renowned for its vat-grown people, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 11.982 billion girls are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Panazono. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Yuri Jodoushian economy, worth a remarkable 7,636 trillion Nobukoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 637,324 Nobukoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, and retirement apartments house giggling grannies who delightedly watch blank TVs all day long. Crime is totally unknown. Yuri Jodoushi's national animal is the Catgirl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yuri-ism.

Yuri Jodoushi is ranked 76,471st in the world and 35th in 555 for Most Authoritarian, with 1,225.22 milliStalins.

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Most Patriotic: 43rdHighest Poor Incomes: 48thMost Advanced Public Transport: 61stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 70thMost Advanced Public Education: 77thMost Secular: 83rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 86thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 127thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 170thHighest Average Incomes: 172ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 196thMost Beautiful Environments: 198thHighest Average Tax Rates: 212thLargest Governments: 242ndLargest Black Market: 247thMost Subsidized Industry: 440thBest Weather: 518thMost Armed: 552ndLargest Welfare Programs: 615thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 615thMost Efficient Economies: 684thMost Inclusive: 752ndSmartest Citizens: 841stMost Rebellious Youth: 875thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 901stMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,244thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,278thHighest Food Quality: 1,373rdHighest Economic Output: 1,647thRudest Citizens: 1,772ndMost Developed: 2,402ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,549thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,474thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,930thMost Cultured: 4,557thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,662ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,411thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,920thFattest Citizens: 8,110thLargest Retail Industry: 8,229thMost Income Equality: 15,508th
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Most Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 3rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yuri Jodoushi, retirement apartments house giggling grannies who delightedly watch blank TVs all day long.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuri Jodoushi, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuri Jodoushi, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuri Jodoushi, commuters often break into synchronised para-para dancing for no reason at all.
  • : Yuri Jodoushi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuri Jodoushi, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuri Jodoushi, Max Barry is this year's Miss Yuri Jodoushi.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuri Jodoushi, the new intercity submarine SSN Catgirl Warrior instills terror in claustrophobic travellers.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuri Jodoushi, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime.
  • : Following new legislation in Yuri Jodoushi, collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise.

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