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We like eating lemon pies
Most Ignorant Citizens: 6,233rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,500thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,314th
The Queendom of
Mother Knows Best State
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Few

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Yummy Lemon Pies

Population1.887 billion

CurrencyLemon
AnimalBee

The Queendom of Yummy Lemon Pies is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.887 billion Yummy Lemon Piesians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 73.3%.

The all-consuming Yummy Lemon Piesian economy, worth 150 trillion Lemons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Soda Sales, Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 79,933 Lemons, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

You're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence, small children are frequently chased by rehabilitated pitbulls, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction, and laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yummy Lemon Pies's national animal is the Bee.

Yummy Lemon Pies is ranked 155,205th in the world and 240th in Forest for Most Stationary, with 143.97592868868 days.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 6,233rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,500thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,314thFattest Citizens: 8,741stMost Rebellious Youth: 9,259thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,868thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,058thMost Devout: 19,966thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20,078thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,791stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,593rdLargest Black Market: 28,504thMost Corrupt Governments: 28,690th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 16th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 21st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 26th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 30th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Yummy Lemon Pies, laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts.
  • : Following new legislation in Yummy Lemon Pies, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
  • : Following new legislation in Yummy Lemon Pies, small children are frequently chased by rehabilitated pitbulls.
  • : Following new legislation in Yummy Lemon Pies, you're never too young to learn how to lie with confidence.
  • : Following new legislation in Yummy Lemon Pies, environmental protestors are being rounded up and taken away in sinister black vans as a massive land development campaign gets underway.
  • : Yummy Lemon Pies was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Following new legislation in Yummy Lemon Pies, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
  • : Following new legislation in Yummy Lemon Pies, Yummy Lemon Piesian tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode.
  • : Following new legislation in Yummy Lemon Pies, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in Yummy Lemon Pies City for fear of causing a fuss.
  • : Following new legislation in Yummy Lemon Pies, elected officials often serve for decades in a single term.

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