The Federation of Yukolia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by 3 blåhaj in a trenchcoat with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 4.499 billion Yukolians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Iria. The average income tax rate is 82.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yukolian economy, worth 500 trillion liters of water that turn the frogs gays a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 111,214 liters of water that turn the frogs gays, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Breast milk is being redistributed from each according to their ability to each according to their need, farting etiquette is taught in schools, 3 Blåhaj In A Trenchcoat reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, and public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yukolia's national animal is the blåhaj, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Yukolia is ranked 250,867^th in the world and 830^th in Europe for Largest Black Market, with 135 billion Standard Monetary Units.