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Sic Semper Tyrannis
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 49thRudest Citizens: 59thHighest Crime Rates: 78th
The Republic of
Corporate Bordello
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Ysarga

Population13.121 billion

CapitalYunaki
LeaderAngela
FaithNecromancy

CurrencyLumen
AnimalAngel

The Republic of Ysarga is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Angela with a fair hand, and notable for its flagrant waste-dumping, keen interest in outer space, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 13.121 billion Ysargans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Education, Administration, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Law & Order and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yunaki. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Ysargan economy, worth a remarkable 4,604 trillion Lumens a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 350,942 Lumens, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,215,545 per year while the poor average 4,082, a ratio of 787 to 1.

Sales of superhero insurance have skyrocketed after the government abandoned the police in favor of vigilantes, savvy nightclub-goers know that structurally unsound venues sell the cheapest drinks, a video of Angela wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news, and frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Ysarga's national animal is the Angel, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Necromancy.

Ysarga is ranked 134,523rd in the world and 2,504th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,292.42 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 49thRudest Citizens: 59thHighest Crime Rates: 78thLargest Retail Industry: 82ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 90thMost Armed: 95thFattest Citizens: 116thMost Avoided: 140thHighest Drug Use: 200thLargest Gambling Industry: 266thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 276thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 309thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 327thHighest Disposable Incomes: 430thMost Rebellious Youth: 538thMost Scientifically Advanced: 832ndMost Inclusive: 1,309thMost Efficient Economies: 1,379thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,687thHighest Average Incomes: 1,815thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,082ndMost Corrupt Governments: 2,824thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 3,544thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,977thHighest Economic Output: 4,092ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,875thSmartest Citizens: 7,836thNudest: 9,307thMost Stationary: 12,777thLargest Insurance Industry: 13,037thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,075thMost Influential: 14,363rdTop
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Largest Governments: 24,083rdMost Pro-Market: 25,917th
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Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 8th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 10th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 25th in the regionMost Inclusive: 26th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 41st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 44th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 47th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 53rd in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 69th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 73rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 76th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 95th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 101st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 176th in the regionNudest: 196th in the regionMost Stationary: 213th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 225th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 287th in the regionMost Politically Free: 289th in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 371st in the regionMost Influential: 386th in the regionLargest Governments: 541st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 596th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 606th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ysarga, frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback.
  • : Following new legislation in Ysarga, a video of Angela wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
  • : Following new legislation in Ysarga, savvy nightclub-goers know that structurally unsound venues sell the cheapest drinks.
  • : Following new legislation in Ysarga, sales of superhero insurance have skyrocketed after the government abandoned the police in favor of vigilantes.
  • : Following new legislation in Ysarga, the daily weather forecast often predicts light showers of debris.
  • : Following new legislation in Ysarga, descriptions of properties as "a stone's throw from the city centre" require a trebuchet to be true.
  • : Following new legislation in Ysarga, freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink.
  • : Following new legislation in Ysarga, chrome-clad space marines are such stuff that dreams are made on.
  • : Following new legislation in Ysarga, blind dates tend to result in bruised shins.
  • : Following new legislation in Ysarga, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens.

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