The A Clockwork Orange of Your Humble Narrator Alex is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Anthony Burgess with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 28.818 billion Your Humble Narrator Alexians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clockwork Orange. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Your Humble Narrator Alexian economy, worth a remarkable 9,316 trillion Nadsats a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 323,299 Nadsats, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,397,866 per year while the poor average 12,974, a ratio of 184 to 1.

Binoculars sales are at an all-time high, the army consists of only generals and grunts, internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography, and youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Your Humble Narrator Alex's national animal is the Droog, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Your Humble Narrator Alex is ranked 10,074^th in the world and 76^th in NationStates for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 7,567.98 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.