Population | 28.094 billion |
Capital | Red Rocks |
Leader | Richard Reinout Apollo |
Faith | Wolfism |
Currency | Claw |
Animal | wolf |
The Genesis of Young Wolves is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Richard Reinout Apollo with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ubiquitous missile silos, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 28.094 billion Young Wolvesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Red Rocks. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Young Wolvesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,992 trillion Claws a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 142,128 Claws, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.
Returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Young Wolves's national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Wolfism.
Young Wolves is ranked 6,239th in the world and 1st in Fantasia for Most Stationary, with 2,927.31227929672 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Young Wolves was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Young Wolves was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Young Wolves was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Young Wolves was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Young Wolves was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : Young Wolves was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Young Wolves was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : Young Wolves was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and Most Zombies.
- : Young Wolves was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Young Wolves was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.