Population | 8.82 billion |
Currency | ruble |
Animal | squirrel |
The Republic of You 38 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, frequent executions, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed population of 8.82 billion You 38ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.9%.
The strong You 38ian economy, worth 557 trillion rubles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,225 rubles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 184,909 per year while the poor average 17,064, a ratio of 10.8 to 1.
Drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards, and paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. You 38's national animal is the squirrel, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
You 38 is ranked 121,878th in the world and 57th in Dead Sea for Most Stationary, with 289.2059260192 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in You 38, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs.
- : Following new legislation in You 38, search and rescue forces now accept cheques and all major credit cards.
- : Following new legislation in You 38, recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size.
- : Following new legislation in You 38, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web.
- : Following new legislation in You 38, Leader's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners.
- : Following new legislation in You 38, squirrels with strange deformities like three eyes and tentacles have been seen prancing through the countryside where industrial waste is dumped.
- : Following new legislation in You 38, Y3-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.
- : Following new legislation in You 38, odysseying merchant sailors swear that they've heard sirens in the western seas.
- : Following new legislation in You 38, understaffed slavers offer highballs when asked to 'pass the screwdriver' during household maintenance.
- : Following new legislation in You 38, metal detectors have been banned after a bottle cap caused a riot at the beach.