Population | 8.076 billion |
Currency | franc |
Animal | horse |
The Republic of You 300 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 8.076 billion You 300ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.7%.
The very strong You 300ian economy, worth 547 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 67,746 francs, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.
The government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to, students do more community service than homework, washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo, and drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. You 300's national animal is the horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
You 300 is ranked 122,922nd in the world and 317th in Dead Sea for Most Stationary, with 283.50424911272 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in You 300, drugs containing the compound "oleum de serpens" are being sold to cancer patients.
- : Following new legislation in You 300, washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo.
- : Following new legislation in You 300, students do more community service than homework.
- : Following new legislation in You 300, the government tries not to listen to the people unless it absolutely has to.
- : Following new legislation in You 300, roosters that herald the rising sun are immediately sent to the slaughterhouse.
- : You 300 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Following new legislation in You 300, newspapers may not print any negative stories about the government.
- : Following new legislation in You 300, the government is spending billions of taxpayer francs to support "struggling" industries.
- : Following new legislation in You 300, male med students learning female anatomy do so with their eyes tightly closed.
- : Following new legislation in You 300, murderers frequently escape punishment by claiming they were protecting their honour.