Population | 8.37 billion |
Currency | franc |
Animal | wolf |
The Republic of You 129 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and zero percent divorce rate. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 8.37 billion You 129ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 36.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The large but inefficient You 129ian economy, worth 435 trillion francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,020 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Black tea is only available on the black market, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, and many marriages go virtually unconsummated. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. You 129's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
You 129 is ranked 122,597th in the world and 147th in Dead Sea for Most Stationary, with 285.40691456168 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : You 129 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Best Weather.
- : Following new legislation in You 129, many marriages go virtually unconsummated.
- : Following new legislation in You 129, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets.
- : Following new legislation in You 129, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes.
- : Following new legislation in You 129, black tea is only available on the black market.
- : Following new legislation in You 129, war vets look after war animals.
- : Following new legislation in You 129, in court almost every witness is a hostile witness.
- : Following new legislation in You 129, Leader claims tax rises are the result of 'curses'.
- : Following new legislation in You 129, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
- : Following new legislation in You 129, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.