The Kingdom of Yoshi Dynasty is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lil Yosh with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ban on automobiles, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, devout population of 2.812 billion Yoshis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Healthcare, although Spirituality, Education, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Austin. The average income tax rate is 27.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Yoshi economy, worth 133 trillion Yoshi Fruits a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,619 Yoshi Fruits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Protestantism has been named as Yoshi Dynasty's national religion, party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises, the arms industry is strictly regulated, and parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Yoshi Dynasty's national animal is the Yoshi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Yoshi Dynasty is ranked 66,411^th in the world and 1,189^th in the Rejected Realms for Smartest Citizens, with 37.96 quips per hour.