The Kingdom of Yodinno is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its rum-swilling pirates, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 3.298 billion Yodinnoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Yodinnoan economy, worth 583 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 176,788 lire, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

The government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter, families burn Leader's latest official photograph to keep warm, and selfie stick use is a required Scout badge. Crime is totally unknown. Yodinno's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Yodinno is ranked 136,953^rd in the world and 7,024^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring 71.47 on the Hayek Index.