The Holy Empire of Yellonna is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by his Jaundiceness with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, national health service, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.803 billion Yellonnans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, corrupt, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jeruyellow. The average income tax rate is 59.9%.

The frighteningly efficient a Yellonnan economy, worth a remarkable 2,056 trillion Yellonnan Shekels a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 148,965 Yellonnan Shekels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The fire protection service is wholly government-funded, tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments, the nation's peacekeeping efforts usually come with a healthy dose of pillaging, and citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns. Crime is totally unknown. Yellonna's national animal is the invisible dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is the Tranquility of Yellow.

Yellonna is ranked 36,889^th in the world and 871^st in The North Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 59,735.34 Standard Monetary Units.