NATION

PASSWORD

When dictatorship is a fact, revolution becomes a right
Most Secular: 7,196thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,716thLargest Retail Industry: 17,197th
The Empire of
Father Knows Best State
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Rare

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YeetB

Population1.266 billion

CapitalYeetB City

CurrencyRuble
Animaleagle

The Empire of YeetB is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, infamous sell-swords, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.266 billion YeetBians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of YeetB City. The average income tax rate is 31.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse YeetBian economy, worth 126 trillion Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 99,967 Rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Grannies with arthritic hands work miserably on factory production lines, the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, and children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. YeetB's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

YeetB is ranked 263,449th in the world and 6,994th in Balder for Most Beautiful Environments, with 6.1 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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Most Secular: 7,196thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,716thLargest Retail Industry: 17,197thHighest Disposable Incomes: 17,334thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,064thLargest Gambling Industry: 23,197thLargest Publishing Industry: 24,049thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 24,660thMost Patriotic: 25,818th
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Most Secular: 344th in the regionTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 497th in the regionMost Avoided: 619th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 634th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : YeetB's influence in Balder fell from "Nipper" to "Newcomer".
  • : YeetB's influence in Balder rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : YeetB's influence in Balder rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : YeetB was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare.
  • : Following new legislation in YeetB, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines.
  • : Following new legislation in YeetB, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations.
  • : Following new legislation in YeetB, the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools.
  • : YeetB's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Following new legislation in YeetB, grannies with arthritic hands work miserably on factory production lines.
  • : Following new legislation in YeetB, the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation.

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