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Largest Gambling Industry: 3,376thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,233rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,321st
The Incorporated States of
Corporate Bordello
Influence
Auxiliary
Founder / General Secretary of the Cookie Factory
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Yazakhastanian Cookie Company

Population1.58 billion

CurrencyCookie
AnimalCookie

The Incorporated States of Yazakhastanian Cookie Company is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.58 billion Yazakhastanian Cookie Companyians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Education, although Welfare, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The powerhouse Yazakhastanian Cookie Companyian economy, worth 144 trillion Cookies a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. Average income is 91,379 Cookies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 262,091 per year while the poor average 25,345, a ratio of 10.3 to 1.

The backs of 'No Trespassing' signs were made for you and me, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", Leader has just been declared ruler of Yazakhastanian Cookie Company in an international press conference, and the nation's new flagship trading company deals exclusively in things no one wants. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Yazakhastanian Cookie Company's national animal is the Cookie, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Yazakhastanian Cookie Company is ranked 38,527th in the world and 1st in The Cookie Factory for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 3,849.87 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 3,376thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,233rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,321stLargest Mining Sector: 9,634thRudest Citizens: 9,634thLargest Insurance Industry: 12,539thTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 19,153rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,044thLargest Retail Industry: 20,210thFattest Citizens: 24,300th

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