Glory to Ukraine Albert I
Most Devout: 751stMost Armed: 4,973rdMost Cultured: 5,045th
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Population4.602 billion

LeaderAlbert I
FaithRussian Orthodoxy


The Most Holy Ukrainian State of Yazakhastan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Albert I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.602 billion Yazakhs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazan. The average income tax rate is 91.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Yazakhastanian economy, worth 703 trillion Rhybnules a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 152,912 Rhybnules, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles, charities reserve the right to not help those who go against religious teachings, and bungee jumpers rarely go splat. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yazakhastan's national animal is the Alicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Russian Orthodoxy.

Yazakhastan is ranked 33,682nd in the world and 21st in Callista for Smartest Citizens, with 45.26 quips per hour.

Most Devout: 751stTop
Most Armed: 4,973rdMost Cultured: 5,045thMost Patriotic: 5,974thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,820thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,230thMost Efficient Economies: 7,563rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,840thLargest Governments: 7,968thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,049thHighest Food Quality: 8,163rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,108thMost Inclusive: 9,183rdLowest Crime Rates: 10,007thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,212thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,322ndMost Corrupt Governments: 10,723rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,294thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,799thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,574thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 13,008thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,239thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,182ndMost Developed: 14,407thHighest Average Incomes: 14,578thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,191stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,513thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,561stMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,457thMost Influential: 25,457thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,711th
Most Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6th in the regionMost Patriotic: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 7 » Baloo Kingdom, Sorianora, Yes Humans Are Recyclable, The Dream of Kirby, Mushroom Gorge, Blitzton, and Zergos.