Population | 8.105 billion |
Capital | Yariveriachetti City |
Leader | Admiral-General-Marshal Alexander Marsh |
Faith | Yariveriachettism |
Currency | Yarivadollar |
Animal | Dog |
The Absolute Monarchy of Yariveriachetti is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Admiral-General-Marshal Alexander Marsh with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.105 billion Yariveriachettians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yariveriachetti City. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Yariveriachettian economy, worth a remarkable 1,661 trillion Yarivadollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 205,013 Yarivadollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Yariveriachetti, and clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yariveriachetti's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yariveriachettism.
Yariveriachetti is ranked 141,709th in the world and 1,175th in Two for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,187.12 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Yariveriachetti was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Following new legislation in
Yariveriachetti, clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence.
- : Following new legislation in
Yariveriachetti, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Yariveriachetti.
- : Following new legislation in
Yariveriachetti, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity.
- : Following new legislation in
Yariveriachetti, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
- : Following new legislation in
Yariveriachetti, group hugs break out during floor votes.
- : Following new legislation in
Yariveriachetti, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
- : Following new legislation in
Yariveriachetti, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
- : Following new legislation in
Yariveriachetti, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
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Yariveriachetti was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.