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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 319thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 838thLowest Crime Rates: 1,101st
The Absolute Monarchy of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Minnow
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Yariveriachetti

Population8.105 billion

CapitalYariveriachetti City
LeaderAdmiral-General-Marshal Alexander Marsh
FaithYariveriachettism

CurrencyYarivadollar
AnimalDog

The Absolute Monarchy of Yariveriachetti is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Admiral-General-Marshal Alexander Marsh with an iron fist, and remarkable for its aversion to nipples, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.105 billion Yariveriachettians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yariveriachetti City. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Yariveriachettian economy, worth a remarkable 1,661 trillion Yarivadollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 205,013 Yarivadollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Yariveriachetti, and clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yariveriachetti's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Yariveriachettism.

Yariveriachetti is ranked 141,709th in the world and 1,175th in Two for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,187.12 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 319thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 838thLowest Crime Rates: 1,101stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,940thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,545thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,599thLargest Governments: 2,716thNudest: 2,854thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,288thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,380thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 3,461stBest Weather: 3,587thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,468thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,149thSmartest Citizens: 5,552ndHealthiest Citizens: 6,107thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,674thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,749thMost Efficient Economies: 8,375thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,213thMost Patriotic: 9,354thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,867thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,300thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,353rdLargest Black Market: 10,473rdHighest Average Incomes: 10,479thTop
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Most Developed: 17,712thHighest Economic Output: 18,372ndMost Secular: 20,163rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 30,004thLargest Welfare Programs: 32,785th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4th in the regionTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 56th in the regionMost Developed: 93rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 106th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 124th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 203rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Yariveriachetti was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
  • : Following new legislation in Yariveriachetti, clergy who start talking about politics are forced to take a holy vow of silence.
  • : Following new legislation in Yariveriachetti, Brancalandian Brie isn't available anywhere in Yariveriachetti.
  • : Following new legislation in Yariveriachetti, an increasingly villainous series of sports coaches are demanding the national mascot's true identity.
  • : Following new legislation in Yariveriachetti, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy.
  • : Following new legislation in Yariveriachetti, group hugs break out during floor votes.
  • : Following new legislation in Yariveriachetti, conductors wield diamond-encrusted batons to fit in with their freshly gilded surroundings.
  • : Following new legislation in Yariveriachetti, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
  • : Following new legislation in Yariveriachetti, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes.
  • : Yariveriachetti was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".

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