The Community of YamiNbe is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 8.711 billion YamiNbenis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mbonzogo. The average income tax rate is 86.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient YamiNbean economy, worth 937 trillion XiFelas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 107,599 XiFelas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, the Mbonzogo Film Festival recently voted 'YamiNbeni Getting Hit By Football' as best film, the only women behind bars are barmaids, and animal liberationists receive government funding to break into animal research labs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. YamiNbe's national animal is the YamiNbeni Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

YamiNbe is ranked 260,366^th in the world and 12,379^th in the South Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.73 crimes per hour.