Population | 16.435 billion |
Currency | worthless |
Animal | extinct |
The Chief Justice of Yakuza Minnow is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its enforced nudity, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 16.435 billion Yakuza Minnowians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The minute, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 7.3%.
The thriving Yakuza Minnowian economy, worth 847 trillion worthlesses a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 51,555 worthlesses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.
The Yakuza Minnowian Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas, debate rages over whether ground fish guts can be spread on fields, foreign lack of enthusiasm for Yakuza Minnowian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli, and most households' childcare costs are higher than their mortgage payments. Crime is moderate. Yakuza Minnow's national animal is the extinct, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Yakuza Minnow is ranked 248,756th in the world and 119th in South Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 63 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
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- : Yakuza Minnow was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Yakuza Minnow was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Yakuza Minnow was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Yakuza Minnow was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Yakuza Minnow was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors and Most Dead.
- : Yakuza Minnow's influence in South Pacific rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Yakuza Minnow was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Disputed Territories of Blondiesland, infecting 33 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
- : Yakuza Minnow was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead and the Top 5% for Most Zombies and Most Zombified.
- : Yakuza Minnow was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Yakuza Minnow was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.