The Republic of Xzxzfj is a massive, cultured nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.655 billion Xzxzfjians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 65.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Xzxzfjian economy, worth 415 trillion xjzfs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,761 xjzfs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails, doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, and restaurants are required to specify whether their toilet paper was made in Xzxzfj. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xzxzfj's national animal is the xjzf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Xzxzfj is ranked 80,243^rd in the world and 2,251^st in Two for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 1,104.41 on the Societal Mobility Rating.