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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7thMost Ignorant Citizens: 21st
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Xynlandia

Population12.272 billion

CapitalXXXX
Leadersome random guy
Faiththe best religion

CurrencyXynium
AnimalXylophone

The PS2 Puppet of Xynlandia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by some random guy with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 12.272 billion Xynlandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of XXXX. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xynlandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,784 trillion Xyniums a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 389,833 Xyniums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs, pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute, and the fate of the world literally rests on some random guy's fingers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Xynlandia's national animal is the Xylophone, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the best religion.

Xynlandia is ranked 225,838th in the world and 8,490th in the South Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -28.21 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7thMost Ignorant Citizens: 21stMost Primitive: 35thMost Corrupt Governments: 39thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 60thLowest Crime Rates: 120thHighest Poor Incomes: 197thLargest Black Market: 233rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 336thLargest Governments: 389thFattest Citizens: 549thMost Subsidized Industry: 578thHighest Average Incomes: 826thMost Avoided: 916thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,130thMost Conservative: 1,590thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,941stHighest Economic Output: 2,015thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,047thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,858thMost Authoritarian: 3,335thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,208thNudest: 4,234thMost Efficient Economies: 6,079thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,168thMost Secular: 10,481stTop
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Most Extreme: 16,279thMost Income Equality: 17,104thLargest Populations: 20,347th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionFattest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Avoided: 19th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 24th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 36th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 47th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 80th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 80th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 83rd in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 97th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 140th in the regionNudest: 144th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 174th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 199th in the regionMost Extreme: 219th in the regionLargest Populations: 225th in the regionMost Secular: 365th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 747th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 851st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, the fate of the world literally rests on some random guy's fingers.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, pallbearers at military funerals dive for cover when they hear the three-volley salute.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, the police have reaffirmed their tough stance on drugs.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, the might of the entire Xynlandian Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, colonists who were promised new lands find only war-torn devastation.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner.
  • : Xynlandia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition.
  • : Following new legislation in Xynlandia, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market.

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