The Free Land of Xwytsau is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.6 billion Xwytsauans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Environment and International Aid are ignored. The average income tax rate is 11.6%.

The strong Xwytsauan economy, worth 194 trillion Compassions a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 54,087 Compassions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, no animal is considered endangered if there's another that looks kind of like it, and disadvantaged youths often commit felonies to enhance their educational prospects. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Xwytsau's national animal is the Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Xwytsau is ranked 239,597^th in the world and 12^th in The Temple at the End of the Universe for Lowest Crime Rates, with 54.63 law-abiding acts per hour.