Population | 6.455 billion |
Capital | Nouveau Xorvotte |
Leader | President Xavier |
Faith | Xorvanity |
Currency | Xorvan Dollar |
Animal | Xver |
The 10th Xenix of Xorvo is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Xavier with a fair hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.455 billion Xorvans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nouveau Xorvotte. The average income tax rate is 51.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Xorvan economy, worth a remarkable 1,091 trillion Xorvan Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,158 Xorvan Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
President Xavier spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders, in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho), lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work, and party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Xorvo's national animal is the Xver, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Xorvanity.
Xorvo is ranked 181,713th in the world and 2,462nd in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 74.94615342332 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Xorvo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens and Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Following new legislation in Xorvo, party-lovers often change religions just for the weekend.
- : Following new legislation in Xorvo, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work.
- : Following new legislation in Xorvo, in coastal waters there are fifteen salvage divers per dead man's chest (yo ho ho).
- : Following new legislation in Xorvo, President Xavier spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders.
- : Xorvo's influence in The East Pacific rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Xorvo was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Xorvo, airport security is provided by private companies.
- : Following new legislation in Xorvo, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-Xorvan Dollar treacle machine.
- : Following new legislation in Xorvo, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute.